Whose dick did Ben Affleck suck to get cast as Batman?

If I ruled the world (it's only a matter of time, really), those three thugs that shot the Aussie would get the electric chair immediately and George Zimmerman would be Sanford's chief of police. Yeah, I said it.

Fuck Apple.

If you just love ObamaCare, then you must be the type that creams in your pants when you go to the DMV.

Skinny jeans should be illegal. Period.

Look, I know that they wish they had vaginas, but why do gay men have to be such pussies?

What is it with this Bruno Mars? Does he have beer-flavored nipples or something?