Thursday, September 27, 2012

Fat people are not handicapped. Therefore, their parking stalls should be the ones furthest away from the door. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I just watched a clip of Lawrence O'Donnell. Now I know what a blood-belching vagina sounds like.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Okay, bitch. Don't get all pissy with me because I'm trying to get something figured out at customer service, and you just want to go through here to check out.