Checking your email on your iPhone while standing at the urinal isn't efficient, it's fucking douchbaggery.

Deer. Four of 'em. Right next to my corportate office. In the middle of the city. Where the fuck is my rifle when I need it?!

I can't be the only one that thinks Debbie Wasserman-Schultz looks like a pissed-off bull-dyke. I think she's just in denial.