You would think that the IRS would pay postage for a return envelope they've enclosed in a notice that you owe them money. Fucking (greedy people).

Yep. Soccer is still gay.

Apparently Obama was seen buying his daughter a copy of "Brave New World" while vacationing in Martha's Vinyard. Figures. I fucking hate that book.

To the fat guy working at Subway: If you would turn down the fucking music, you wouldn't have to ask "What?" every time I say something. Dumb ass.

Strongly considering telling the over -caffeinated kid in front of me at the ballgame to kindly shut the fuck up.

The Dow is down 500 points today. Change we can believe in.